It works on my machine.
	-- every bug report, eventually
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There are two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation,
naming things, and off-by-one errors.
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The tests passed. That is not the same as the code working.
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You will find what you are looking for in the last place you grep.
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A directory listing is a website if you squint.
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Today is a good day to read the error message all the way to the end.
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Every TODO is a promise to a stranger: you, in six months.
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Your next commit message will be "fix".
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Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.
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You are not in the sudoers file. This fortune will be reported.